Tech support for a wireless phone company received a call from an irate lady who could not understand why she would be billed for "airtime." Tech support explained to her it was because she had exceeded the minutes in her plan, and after that she is charged by the minute. She was still irate. Finally, she asked why she thought she should not be charged for airtime. Her reply, "I wasn't even on an airplane last month!"
An exasperated woman called a tech support help desk saying she couldn't turn on her new computer.
After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed it over and over again and nothing happens."
After a brief interrogation, the tech support rep discovered that the woman thought the mouse was a "foot pedal" similar to the one she used to power her sewing machine.
A call centre operator for electricity company, once had a woman call to ask if they could turn off the power to her house because she was now at work and had realised she'd left the curling iron on.
An extremely disappointed woman rang the online department store from which she had purchased a cat scratching post. In the catalogue, the product is pictured with two little kittens climbing on it. The customer's complaint? That the product had been delivered but the two cats weren't inside the box!! The advisor explained politely that the picture was for illustration purposes only and that there was no way that they could send live animals via a parcel delivery service, but the customer continued to rant at him, threatening to report the complaint to Trading Standards, the press, her solicitors etc etc.
Customer (to Phone company) : I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through. Can you help?
Operator: Where did you get that number, sir?
Customer: It's on the door of the business.
Operator: Sir, those are the hours that the business is open.
Caller: I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?
A customer rings an airline company and asks the consultant "for a booking from here to Sydney return."
The consultant asks: "Where are you calling from ?"
Customer: "My kitchen."
Consultant answers call with airline greeting.
Caller, not listening, "Yes, could I have a taxi?"
Consultant advises, "You have called _____ Airlines."
Caller, "I'm at this address..."
Consultant, "I'm sorry sir. But you have called _____ Airlines. I'm afraid you must have dialed the wrong number."
Caller, "Yes,yes, how long will the taxi be, I'm in a hurry" and repeats his address.
Consultant, "We'll send a plane for you. It will be about 15 minutes."
Caller, "Thanks mate, I'll be out the front. And hurry!"
Customer service and tech support
of suka suka and being sarcastic. =)
I was lepak-ing the other day with my old friend,
who is or to be exact used to be my apprentice,
my victim of abuse =p,( i have a very odd way to show affection )
and a person whom i believe to have the potential to shine.
she's quite a character.
nonetheless, that is not the story. baru mukaddimah je ^_^. i came across
this piece of writing made by a close person when i was doing my weekend routine,
which is blog-hopping. quite interesting this post was when i first read.
it was published like this:
"i am the same person no matter how i live my life.
deep inside, i am still me.
with that same principle, the same believes, the same flaws.
the same face with the same attitude.
but maybe i kinda adapt myself in my new surrounding.
that's called growing up. not changing.
so don't judge dear old friends."
sekilas pandang, it looks like a normal emo-post which most girls of
her age would published. as a matter of fact, most girls would face
the same problem as her, which are conformity, acceptance, identity crises and peer pressure.
This girl who wrote this post definitely are having issues with her friends.
torn into different sides and group of friends.
clearly she was trying to restore their friendship in a sense that she was assuring that she is still a same person regardless of what had happened between them and she has not changed but only growing up.
let's face it. the fact is that people change each and every second.
even in the growing up process you'll change. look at your physical attributes,
your mental capacity and also the knowledge that you've gained.
i do not want to argue on the fact that "i am still me" because yes, you're the same person, with the same name. but attitude wise, you are not the same. physical wise, you are not the same, mentally wise, you are not the same.
growing up means you'll need to take full responsibilities of your actions. and blaming others or other things won't help. in fact it would only make you look stupid and immature.
a wise person once told me " it is not your fault when people judge u badly, but it is your fault when you give them reasons to judge you that way "
therefore, I rest my case.
p/s : it's cynical, sarcastic and mean. but if you looked from the different perspective, you'll see a good advice. read between the lines. =)
Sadaani Khalas (Believe me once and for all)
lyric [translation]
Sadaani khalas,
Believe me, that's it.
Men bein el nas,
From amongst all people,
Habeitak wekhtartak leya.
I have loved you and have chosen you for myself.
Tool mana wayak,
As long as I am with you,
Odami malak.
There is an angel in front me
Khaleitni ma ghamaatsh einaya.
You have made me never shut my eyes.
Chorus 1:
Allah... ya salam.
Oh god.. wow!
Fe eneik ahla kalam.
In your eyes, I found the most beautiful words.
Chorus 2:
Arrab menni shwaya shwaya.
Come closer little by little.
Albi we albak sawa yetlao.
So my heart and yours can find each other.
El donia enta maletha alaya.
You have filled my world.
Da el hob elli mahadesh daao.
This is the love nobody has ever tasted.
Arrab menni shwaya shwaya.
Come closer little by little.
Add mateqdar arab tani.
As much as you can, come closer.
El donia enta maletha alaya.
You have filled my world.
We kaeini makhlooq ala shani.
And it's like you were created just for me.
Ya araa el nas,
Oh most kind person,
Fe eneik ehsas.
There is affection in your eyes.
Be yakhodni maa bansa el donia.
When I see them, I forget the world.
Domini be edeik,
Embrace me with your arms,
Law ghali aleik.
If I am precious to you.
Madayash yareit wala sania.
Don't waste time, not even a second.
(Chorus 1)
(Chorus 2)
Habibi, habibi.
My darling, my darling.
Ana mehtaglak tefdal ganbi.
I need you to stay next to me.
Ah habibi,
Oh darling,
Add ma teqdar, arrab tani.
As much as possible, come closer.
p/s i miss you dear. =|
of thomas cup and joke.
John: I wanna send lighters to our badminton squad.
Jack: lighter as in lighter you used to light up ciggies?
John: Yup.
Jack: err.okay. but why lighter?
John: because they lost all their matches.
dang~
=)
Selamat malam chenta.
Bulan menjadi saksi,
bahwa kau si ratu hati.
Dan bila hati ini hanya untukmu.
Bintang dilangit bercahaya,
dalam senyumanmu ku bahagia.
Selamat malam chenta.
A lover's tale.
The sun dims into twilight,
The moon beams simmer brightly.
I stand still as the earth moves around me,
The heart beats faster as my breath goes deeper.
Is it the call of love?
My love, is it the call of love?
The sun dims into twilight,
The moon beams simmer brightly.
Savour these beauteous moments,
When in this world everything changes.
Our dreams blend into the realms of reality,
has bound us in its silken threads.
Let this season of love remain eternal,
let us meet through lives and lives like today.
Is it the call of love?
My love, is it the call of love?
The sun dims into twilight,
The moon beams simmer brightly.
The colours of our souls has melted into one,
I can't say which of mine is yours and which of yours is mine.
It's the thirst of the ocean,
It’s the dream of the night.
The hearts of the flames have been set afire,
The passion for your love are burning in desire.
Is it the call of love?
My love, is it the call of love?
The sun dims into twilight,
The moon beams simmer brightly.
faces of mine.
too many faces to tell, and yet how the beautiful mind works
to memorize them. people change and their faces too.
but there's always a thing that won't change.
it is me being myself and my stoned eyes. =)
cheers peeps. Good luck for the finals.
p/s: I mish my old self, but ain't we all? *smiles*
